May 2013
americagiveup:
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
i need a boyfriend and a thousand dollars
vvenis:
i could never become a chef bc i would eat like 3/4th of the meal before i actually finish cooking it
ipoog:
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna frick attitude